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title: 1024-程序员节
abbrlink: 63283
date: "2024-10-24 19:38:12"
updated: "2024-10-24 19:38:13"
desc: 程序员节，今年我是第一次听说，看来我还是孤陋寡闻了。今天看到一张包浆老图，看起来很有趣
categories:
    - 日常
tags:
    - 学习
    - 文学
    - 记录
cover: https://i.ibb.co/0VnxVDD/2a52d370195bf72ff36d33b3304aeb10.jpg
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程序员节，今年我是第一次听说，看来我还是孤陋寡闻了。今天看到一张包浆老图，看起来很有趣

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## 君可知此意？

![包浆老图](https://i.ibb.co/0VnxVDD/2a52d370195bf72ff36d33b3304aeb10.jpg)

## 让我试着做一下题解

### 物是人非事事休，欲语泪先流

```c
((item)&&(!people))everything=false;
if(tears.setFlowing())
try{Speakerskr=newSpeaker();}
catch(IOException e)()
```

---

### 抽刀断水水更流，举杯销愁愁更愁

```c
cutWater(getKnife()){water++;};
reduceWorry(toast){worry++};
```

---

### 寻寻觅觅，冷冷清清，凄凄惨惨戚戚

```java
Seeking++;
Loneliness++;
(Misery++)+(Sadness++);
```

---

### 假作真时真亦假，无为有处有还无

```java
if(FALSE == true)
TRUE=false;
if(NULL==exist)
exist= NULL;
```

---

### 明日复明日，明日何其多；我生待明日，万事成蹉跎

```java
while(tomorrow.hasNext()){
howMany(tomorrow);
tomorrow.next();
this.wait(WHOLE_LIFE);
return(null==everything)?null:null;
}
```

---

### 东风不与周郎便，铜雀春深锁二乔

```java
if(leastWind.help(zhouyu)){
season=spring;
bronzeBird.lock(bigQiao);
bronzeBird.lock(smallQiao);
}
```

---

### 鱼与熊掌不可得兼

```java
hold? fish:palm;
```

---

### 举头望明月，低头思故乡

```java
if(this.Head.SetDirection(TheMoon.GetInstance().Position))
{this.Head.SetDirection(GROUND_DIRECTION);
this.ThinkAbout(this.OriginalPlace);}
```

---

### 先天下之忧而忧，后天下之乐而乐

```java
if(others.rejoice()==true)
self.rejoice();
else
self.worry();
```

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### 欲穷千里目 更上一层楼

```java
if(sight.getRange()<=1000)
building.level++;
```

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有趣，实在有趣


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**作者：**xingwangzhe

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